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You're Pitiful by “Weird Al” Yankovic

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    capo on 5.....
    Weird Al Yankovic - You’re Pitiful
    Intro
    CGAmF
     
    What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
    Okay, now? Now?
    VERSE 1
    C
    My life is brilliant 
    G
    Your life's a joke 
    Am
    You're just pathetic 
    F
    You're always broke 
    C
    Your homemade Star Trek uniform 
    G
    really ain't impressing' me 
    Am
    You're suffering' from delusions of 
    F
    Adequacy 
    CHORUS
    FG
    You're Pitiful 
    C
    You're Pitiful 
    FG
    You're Pitiful 
    C
    It's true 
    FG
    Never had a date 
    CC/BAm
    That ya couldn't inflate 
    FGAm
    And ya smell repulsive too 
    FGC
    What a bummer bein' you 
    Lead:
    VERSE 2
    C
    Well ya just can't dance 
    G
    And forget romance 
    Am
    Everybody you know still calls ya 
    F
    Farty Pants 
    CG
    But you always have a job well I mean 
    AmF
    As long as you still can work that slurpie machine 
    CHORUS
    FG
    You're Pitiful 
    C
    You're Pitiful 
    FG
    You're Pitiful 
    C
    It's true 
    FG
    You're half undressed 
    CC/BAm
    Eatin' chips of your chest 
    FGAm
    While you're playin' Halo 2 
    FGC
    No one's classier than you 
    FCFCFCG
    La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER 
    FG
    You're Pitiful 
    C
    You're Pitiful 
    FG
    You're Pitiful 
    C
    It's true 
    FG
    Your dog would much rather 
    CC/BAm
    Play fetch by itself 
    FGAm
    You still live with your Mom and you're 42 
    FGAm
    Guess you'll never grow a clue 
    FGC
    When it just sucks to be you