Virus Alert chords & lyrics - “Weird Al” Yankovic

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    F#mE
    Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please 
    F#m
    Really want to give you a warning 
    B
    Cause I found out this morning 
    C#
    Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus 
    F#mE
    If you should get an email with the subject: "Stinky Cheese" 
    F#m
    Better not go taking your chances 
    B
    Under no circumstances 
    C#Eb
    Should you open it or else it will 
    EbAbmC#
    Translate your documents into Swahili 
    AbmC#
    Make your TV record "Gigli" 
    AbmC#F#
    Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling 
    E
    (Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze 
    F#
    (Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs 
    E
    (Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too 
    AbC#
    And the hard drive of anyone related to you 
    F#-C#----F#
    Virus alert!
    F#C#
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt 
    AbmC#
    Forward this message on to everybody 
    AbmC#
     
    Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
    It'll make your keyboard all sticky
    Give your poodle a hickey
    And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
    Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls
    It'll set your clocks back an hour
    And start hogging the shower
    So just trash it now, or else it will
    Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
    Legally change your name to Reggie
    Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
    (Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull
    (Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
    (Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep
    (Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep
    (Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards
    (Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
    (Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space
    And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
    C#
    That's right, it's a... 
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
    AbmC#F#
    Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now 
    C#AbmBbmF#C#
    If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born 
    C#AbmBbmF#C#
    So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your Porn... 
    F#E
    Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down 
    EF#
    Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground 
    F#E
    Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine 
    EAbC#
    Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive 
    Virus alert
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Virus alert
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Virus alert
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
    AbmC#F#
    Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now 
    F#
    What are you waiting for? 
    F#
    Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know 
    Hit... send... right... now