TMZ chords & lyrics - “Weird Al” Yankovic

You play the

We are working hard to improve our content offering for your instrument.

You can still access it, but it will not be optimised or supported in our premium offering.

You now have access to over 400,000 sheets, tabs and chords!
Discover our Premium offer below:
Free
0.00€/month
  • 400k+ chords and lyrics
  • Video tutorials
  • Create playlists with your favourite songs
  • 200k+ sheet music
  • Zero ads
  • Offline sync for iOS users
Premium
9.99€/month
  • 400k+ chords and lyrics
  • Video tutorials
  • Create playlists with your favourite songs
  • 200k+ sheet music
  • Zero ads
  • Offline sync for iOS users
TMZ by “Weird Al” Yankovic

Play to learn

TMZ“Weird Al” Yankovic

0
0
Tracks
is available only in app!
Tempo
is available only in app!
Transpose
-11 11
Loop
is available only in app!
Scroll Speed
slow fast
Prielle Wilkerson's avatar
Created by
Prielle

Guitar Chords

    Most Popular Scores

    “Weird Al” YankovicOne More Minute “Weird Al” YankovicClose But No Cigar “Weird Al” YankovicGrapefruit Diet “Weird Al” YankovicConstipated With Lyrics “Weird Al” YankovicBeverly Hillbillies Tune “Weird Al” YankovicYou Don't Love Me Anymore
    DA
    You're sort of famous, A minor celebrity, 
    Em
    And so it only makes sense, the world would be 
    G
    Obsessed with every single thing you do 
    DA
    They're running 'round with their camcorders in the night, 
    Em
    They're lurking patiently and hopin' that they just might 
    G
    See something real embarrassing you do 
    EmG
    The bad hair day and sweat-stained T-shirt, 
    DA
    That's the story that they're gonna feature 
    EmG
    With exclusive pics of your flabby behind, 
    A
    You think you're all alone but that's right when you'll find... 
    D
    A bunch of paparazzi poppin' outta nowhere, 
    AEm
    Cameras in your face And then suddenly-y-yy 
    GD
    You're on TMZ-e-ee You're on TMZ 
    DA
    Following you when you're walking down the street 
    Em
    And askin' stupid questions while you're tryin' to eat 
    G
    So you cover your face thinking to yourself: 
    "Hey, isn't this creepy?"
    DA
    And they're out there praying you'll have a big meltdown 
    Em
    And take 'em on a little car chase through this whole town 
    They'll be there with you when you're going to jail,
    G
    First on the scene for every wardrobe fail 
    EmG
    You just picked up some transvestite, 
    DA
    Seconds later, it's up on the website 
    EmG
    Get a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce, 
    A
    And they'll be sneaking in, snappin' pictures of course 
    D
    And if they ever catch you pickin' your nose or 
    AEm
    Stumblin' down the street on a drunken spree-e-ee 
    G
    You're on TMZ-ee 
    D
    Stalkin' you, just waiting by your front door 
    AEm
    Trailin' you through airport security-y-yy, 
    G
    They're with TMZ 
    D
    They're with TMZ 
    DAEmG
    (Spoken) , , , 
    "We caught this Oscar nominee...picking up dog poo!"
    "Is that a baby bump?"
    "I pronounce her guilty...of leaving the house while fat!"
    "Look who's drinking coffee!!"
    "Everything celebrities do is fascinating!"
    Em
    Oh, lemme tell ya it's gettin' to the point where 
    G
    A famous person can't 
    D
    Even get a DUI, 
    A
    or go on a racist rant 
    Em
    Those guys are all around 
    G
    So you really shouldn't dare 
    D
    Goin' to every club in town 
    A
    If you've lost your underwear... 
    D
    Seems that every single time a star decides to 
    AEm
    Shave their head or ram their car into a tree-e-ee, 
    G
    They're on TMZ-e-ee 
    D
    If they catch you peein' in the bushes, 
    AEm
    Later on that night, well I guarantee-e-ee 
    GD
    You're on TMZ-e-ee, You're on TMZ 
    A
    You're on TMZ 
    Em
    Every single celebrity-y-yy, 
    GD
    Knows they're gonna be-e-ee, They're on TMZ