Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me chords & lyrics - “Weird Al” Yankovic

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    G
    Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass 
    DEm
    And there's no way you're gonna slow it down 
    CG
    You say we gotta treasure each moment 
    DB
    Who knows how long we're gonna be around 
    CG
    Yeah you keep on telling me life is short 
    BC
    And it's hard to disagree with what you say 
    GD
    But if time is so precious, why ya wasting mine 
    C
    Cause I'm always reading, Always deleting 
    CD
    Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way 
    G
    Every stupid hoax 
    D
    All those corny jokes 
    CD
    Stop forwarding that crap to me 
    GD
    Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns 
    CD
    Stop forwarding that crap to me 
    EmBm
    No it isn't ok if you brighten my day 
    CD
    With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry 
    GD
    And I didn't request a personality test 
    CD
    Stop forwarding - that crap to me 
    GDCD
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh... 
    DG
    You're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments 
    DEm
    to every single person you know 
    CG
    You're passing round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube 
    DB
    That everybody else already saw three years ago 
    CG
    And wacky badly Photoshopped billboards 
    BC
    were never that amusing to me 
    GD
    And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends 
    C
    But I have high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes 
    CD
    And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly 
    GD
    No I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul 
    CD
    Stop forwarding that crap to me 
    GD
    Send more top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists 
    CD
    Please stop forwarding that crap to me 
    EmBm
    Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant 
    CD
    And I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe 
    GD
    Won't you kindly refrain, cause it's hurting my brain 
    C
    Stop forwarding... that crap to me 
    AmD
    Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat 
    AmD
    Now tell me in what alternate reality would I care about something like that? 
    Em
    And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin 
    Bm
    Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong 
    C
    And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing 
    A
    And I highly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me 
    A
    If I don't pass your letter along... 
    AG
    Well now I know you're wishing 
    D
    I'll sign your petition 
    CD
    But stop forwarding that crap to me 
    G
    And I don't want to read your series 
    D
    Of conspiracy theories 
    CD
    Just stop forwarding that crap to me 
    Em
    And your two million loser friends 
    Bm
    All have my address now 
    CD
    Cause you never figured out the way to BCC 
    G
    Now I gotta insist 
    Em
    Take me off of your list 
    CDG
    Stop forwarding-- that crap to me 
    GGGF#
    Stop forwarding that crap to me 
    EmEmEmD
    Stop forwarding that crap to me 
    CD
    Stop forwarding that crap to me 
    (repeats)
    CDG
    Ahhhhhhh....