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Grapefruit Diet by “Weird Al” Yankovic

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    /RIFF
    Abm
    VERSE 1 
    Abm
    Who's that waddlin' down the street? 
    AbmEb
    It's just me 'cause I love to eat 
    Abm
    Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham. 
    AbmEbAbm
    Who's real flabby? Yes, I am! 
    DbmAbm
    Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view. 
    DbmEb
    Now my doctor tells me there's just one thing left to do: 
    1
    AbmAbmEb
    Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) throw out the pizza and beer. 
    AbmAbmEbAbm
    Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) get those jelly donuts out of here. 
    AbmAbmEb
    Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) it might seem a little severe. 
    AbmAbmEbAbm
    Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear. 
    RIFF
    Abm
    Blow, fatty! 
    2
    Abm
    Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce; 
    AbmEb
    Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss. 
    Abm
    Walked down an alley and I got stuck. 
    AbmEbAbm
    I got more rolls than a pastry truck. 
    DbmAbm
    When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more. 
    DbmEb
    When I leave a room first I gotta grease the door. 
    2
    AbmAbmEb
    Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) can't have another eclair. 
    AbmAbmEbAbm
    Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I gotta decrease my derriere. 
    BREAK
    (I'm fairly unsure about these chords)
    EbDbmCAbmEbCDbmEbCAbm
    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet! 
    EbDbmCAbmEbCDbmEbCAbm
    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet! 
    EbDbmCAbmEbCDbmEbCAbm
    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet! 
    3
    (there's not really any chords here, but I think this sounds okay)
    Abm
    No more pie now. No more creme brulee 
    EbAbm
    Lay off the gravy and souffle 
    Abm
    No french fri-yi-yies now. No ice cream parfait. 
    EbAbm
    Mr. Cheese Nacho; stay away. 
    DbmAbm
    Oh I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt, 
    DbmEb
    But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt. 
    3
    AbmAbmEb
    Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) lay off the 3 Musketeers. 
    AbmAbmEbAbm
    Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) until my big booty disappears. 
    AbmAbmEb
    Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) I'll eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears. 
    AbmAbmEbAbm
    Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) 'cause I haven't seen my feet in years 
    BREAK
    EbDbmCAbmEbCDbmEbCAbm
    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet! 
    EbDbmCAbmEbCDbmEbCAbm
    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet! 
    EbDbmCAbmEbCDbmEbCAbm
    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet! 
    Abm
    I think I'm about ready for a quarter pounder with extra cheese. 
    I need a side order of onion rings and oh, don't forget to super-size that.