Everything You Know Is Wrong chords & lyrics - “Weird Al” Yankovic

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Everything You Know Is Wrong by “Weird Al” Yankovic

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    Intro:
    D C G/B A A7 (hold, then two strummed A7s and straight to verse)
    Verse (all verses are the same):
    DGAD
    I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a 
    GAA#dimBmBm/AE/G#E
    rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy 
    AG
    behind me in the backseat popped right up and cupped 
    D/F#DG
    his hands across my eyes. I guessed, "Is it Uncle 
    ADGA
    Frank or cousin Louie, is it Bob or Joe or Walter, 
    A#dimBmBm/AE/G#E
    could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve, 
    AA7
    I probably would have kept on guessing but about 
    Bm
    that time we crashed into the truck, and as I'm 
    E7AD/F#
    laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I 
    GDEmG
    recognize the face of my hibachi dealer, who 
    AA7/GA/F#A/E
    takes off his prosthetic lips, and tells me: 
    Chorus:
    DGAD
    Everything you know is wrong, black is white, 
    GAA#dimBmBm/AE/G#
    up is down and short is long, and everything 
    EAA7/GA/F#A/E
    you thought was just so important doesn't matter, 
    DGAD
    Everything you know is wrong, just forget the 
    C#sus4F#mBmBm/AE/G#E
    words and sing along, all you need to understand is 
    G A *
    everything you know is wrong.
    *- First time : F G
    Second time: D
    Third time:
    GABmC#m
    Everything you know is (everything you know is) 
    GADD
    Everything you know is wrong! (end) 
    Solos:
    (Accordion Solo:)
    GEF#GA
     
    (Baritone Saxaphone Solo:)
    CmFGAmBbAmBbGC
     
    (Guitar Solo:)
    Dm Eb F Gb Am Bb G C A7 (two strums
    then into verse)