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    “Weird Al” YankovicAlbuquerque “Weird Al” YankovicStop Forwarding That Crap to Me “Weird Al” YankovicSkipper Dan “Weird Al” YankovicThe Alternative Polka “Weird Al” YankovicDare to Be Stupid “Weird Al” YankovicPolka Face
    C
    x35553 or x32010 
    G 320003 or 355433 (?)
    Asus4D5
    xx0230 or xx2230; could be ? 
    \{CAPO 2nd fret for entire song\}
    I can't sing along picking, so I'm not sure about the tab. Though it
    sounds good on its own. :) The chords should be right, the same as in
    verses.
    EmCGEmCG
     
    E
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    B
    -----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---| 
    G
    -------0-------0-----------0---0-|-------0-------0-----------0---0-| 
    D
    ---2-----2---------2-----0-------|---2-----2---------2-----0-------| 
    A
    -----------------3---------------|-----------------3---------------| 
    E
    -0---------------------3---------|-0---------------------3---------| 
    Yeah... A used
    EmCGEmCG
     
    E
    ---------------------------------|---------------------------------| 
    B
    -----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---| 
    G
    -------0-------0-----------0---0-|-------0-------0-----------0---0-| 
    D
    ---2-----2---------2-----0-------|---2-----2---------2-----0-------| 
    A
    -----------------3---------------|-----------------3---------------| 
    E
    -0---------------------3---------|-0---------------------3---------| 
    pig bath__robe A rare ... mint snowglobe
    EmCGEmDG
     
    E
    ---------------------------------|-0------------------2-------3----| 
    B
    -----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-0---0-----1p0------3-------3----| 
    G
    -------0-------0-----------0---0-|-0-----0-------0----2-------4----| 
    D
    ---2-----2---------2-----0-------|-2-2-----2----------0-------5----| 
    A
    -----------------3---------------|-2--------------------------5----| 
    E
    -0---------------------3---------|-0--------------------------3----| 
    A smurf TV Tray I bought on e_____Bay
    EmCGEm
    My house ... is filled with this crap 
    CGEm
    Shows up in- bubble wrap 
    CG
    Most every day 
    EmDG
    What I bought on eBay 
    CDG
    Tell me why (I need another pet rock) 
    CDG
    Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock) 
    CDG
    Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee) 
    EmDG
    They had it on eBay 
    EmCG
    I'll buy (buy, buy,)... your knick-knack 
    EmCG
    Just check ... my feedback 
    EmCG
    "A++!" they all say 
    EmDG
    They love me on eBay 
    CDG
    Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf pack) 
    CDG
    Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tags) 
    CDG
    From some guy I've never met in Norway 
    EmB
    Found him on eBay 
    EmEm7
    I am the type who is liable to snipe you 
    CAmD
    With two seconds left to go, whoa 
    EmEm7
    Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya 
    AmDsus4D
    As long as I've got the dough 
    (no chords in song!)
    CDG
    I'll buy ... your tchotchkes 
    CDG
    Sell me ... your watch, please 
    Asus4
    I'm highest bidder now 
    | From now all chords are one step higher, you can try playing the previous
    Asus4EA
    (Yeahhh) Junk keeps arriving in the mail 
    Asus4EA
    From that worldwide garage sale 
    (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
    Asus4EA
    Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray 
    F#mEA
    Oh yeah ... I bought it on eBay 
    CHORUS #2:
    Asus4EA
    Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) 
    Asus4EA
    Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks) 
    Asus4EA
    Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr.Dre, Dr. Dre) 
    F#mEA
    Found it on eBay 
    CHORUS #2:
    Asus4EA
    Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster) 
    Asus4EA
    (Pez dispensers and a toaster) 
    Asus4EA
    Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away 
    Asus4EA
    I'll buy on eBay 
    Asus4EA