Dare to Be Stupid chords & lyrics - “Weird Al” Yankovic

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Dare to Be Stupid by “Weird Al” Yankovic
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Guitar Chords

    Standard Tuning EADGBe
    riff 1:
    EEDBEEDBEEDB
    riff 2: 
    EAB
    Verse 1: 
    EG
    Put down your chainsaw and listen to me it's time for us to join in the fight 
    ACE
    It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys it's time to let the bedbugs bite 
    EG
    You better put all your eggs in one basket you better count your chickens before they hatch 
    ACE
    You better sell some wine before it's time you better find yourself an itch to scratch 
    1:
    EDE
    You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around 
    Stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan
    2:
    EG
    Talk with your mouth full, bite the hand that feeds you 
    ACEDE
    Bite on more than you can chew, what can you do? Dare to be stupid! 
    EG
    Take some wooden nickles, look for Mr. Goodbar 
    ACEDE
    Get your mojo working now I'll show you how! You can dare to be stupid! 
    Pre-Chorus 2:
    AB
    You can turn the other cheek, you can just give up the ship 
    ABAE
    You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip, Dare to be stupid! 
    BAEBAE
    Come on and dare to be stupid, it's so easy to do, Dare to be stupid! 
    BAE
    We're all waiting for you, Let's go! 
    {play riff 1}
    2:
    EG
    It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill so can I have a volunteer 
    ACE
    There's no more time for crying over spilled milk now it's time for crying in your beer 
    EG
    Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet 
    ACEDE
    And party 'till you're broke and they drag you away, it's OK, you can dare to be stupid 
    Post-Chorus 2:
    ABAB
    It's like spitting on a fish, it's like barking up a tree 
    ABA
    It's like I said you gotta buy one if you want to get one free, Dare to be stupid! (yes) 
    BAE
    Why don't you, Dare to be stupid! 
    BAE
    It's so easy to do, Dare to be stupid! 
    BAE
    We're all waiting for you, Dare to be stupid! 
    3:
    EGA
    Burn your candle at both ends look a gift horse in the mouth 
    C {riff 2}
    Mashed potatoes can be your friends
    EG
    You can be a coffee achiever, you can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver 
    ACEDEEDE
    The future's up to you, so what you gonna do? Dare to be stupid, Dare to be stupid 
    BAE
    What did I say? Dare to be stupid! 
    BAE
    Tell me, what did I say? Dare to be stupid! 
    BAE
    It's alright, Dare to be stupid! 
    BAE
    We can be stupid all night! Dare to be stupid! 
    BAE
    Come on, join the crowd, Dare to be stupid! 
    BAE
    Shout it out loud! Dare to be stupid! 
    BAE
    I can't hear you, Dare to be stupid! 
    BAE
    OK, I can hear you now, Dare to be stupid! 
    BAE
    Let's go, Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid! 
    BAE
    Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid! 
    BAE
    Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid! 
    BAE
    Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid! 
    (end)