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Close But No Cigar by “Weird Al” Yankovic
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    “Weird Al” YankovicMoney for Nothing Beverly Hillbillies (2)
    These chords were made by user "Buff" and buried in a thread on the Weird Al forums. Enjoy!
    DG
    Jillian was her name 
    DG
    She was sweeter than aspartame 
    Her kisses reconfigured my DNA
    And after that I never was the same
    And I loved her even more than
    Marlon Brando loved soufflé
    She was gorgeous, she was charming,
    Yeah, she was perfect in every way
    Except she was always using the word "infer"
    When she obviously meant "imply"
    A
    And I know some guys would put up with that kinda thing 
    G
    But frankly, I can't imagine why 
    D
    And I told her, I said, "Hey! 
    G
    Are we playing horseshoes honey? 
    AmG
    No I don't think we are, 
    DG
    You're close (close!) 
    D
    But no cigar!" 
    Then I met sweet young Janet
    Prettiest thing on the planet
    Had a body hotter than a habañero
    She had lips like a ripe pomegranate
    And I was crazy like Manson about her
    She got me all choked up like Mama Cass
    She had a smile so incredibly radiant
    You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass
    I thought: after all these years of searching around
    I've found my soulmate finally
    But one day I found out she actually owned a copy
    Of _Joe Dirt_ on DVD, oh no
    I said, "Hey! Are we lobbin' hand grenades, kiddo?
    No I don't think we are
    You're close (close!)
    Oh, so very close (close!)
    Yeah baby, you're close (close!)
    So close, but no cigar!"
    D5D7
    Aww yeah 
    Dsus4Dm
    Aww no 
    Asus4Asus4
    Aww yeah 
    AA
    Aww no 
    D
    Alright!