Canadian Idiot chords & lyrics - “Weird Al” Yankovic

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    ADGDAG
    (x4) 
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    AADGDAG
    Don't want to be Canadian idiot. 
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    Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut. A D G D A G
    (no chords)
    and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead ? A D G D A G
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    I never learned my alphabet from "A" to "Zed". A D G D A G
    D
    They all live on donuts and moose meat 
    A
    and they leave the house without packin' heat 
    EA
    never even bring their guns to the mall 
    D
    and you know what else is too funny 
    A
    their stupid monopoly money 
    E
    can't take 'em seriously at... 
    ADGDAG
     
    ADGDAG
     
    (no chords)
    ADGDAG
    Well maple syrup and snow's what they export ( ) 
    (no chords)
    AADGDAG
    they treat curling just like it's real sport ( ) 
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    ADGDAG
    they think their silly accent is so cute ( ) 
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    AADGDAG
    can't understand thing they're talking aboot ( ) 
    D
    sure they got their national health care 
    A
    cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air 
    EA
    then again well they got celine dion 
    D
    eat their weight in kraft macaroni 
    A
    and dream of driving a zamboni 
    E
    all over saskatchewan 
    ADGDAG
     
    ADGDAG
     
    ADGDAG
     
    DAEA
     
    DAEA
    (INTRO) 
    (Chords same as intro)
    Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
    Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius
    AbC#F#C#AbF#
    see the map they're hovering right over us 
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    tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous
    D
    always hear the same kind of story 
    A
    break their nose and they'll just say sorry 
    EA
    tell me what kind of freaks are that polite 
    D
    It's gotta mean they're all up to something 
    A
    so quick before they see it coming 
    E
    time for a pre-emptive strike 
    ADGDAG
     
    ADGDAG
     
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