G - / Em / D
G / Em / Am / C
Hey hey, here comes no-one
Another friend for you to have a go on
And she asks me, do I miss her when she?s gone?
And I reply, ?As much as I miss anyone?
Oh! A woo-hoo
And I?ll be your gay friend
Cos your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
There?s a space between us
So jump into my bed
We?ll pretend the world is dead
And always in my head
Is a face between us Hey Lord, forgive us we?re wrong
I?ll make sure that he never hears this song
And she says that I?m the opposite of a Hallmark card
She asks me how I?m feeling, well, I don?t wanna think that hard
It?s the late show now
How does the late show end?
Well, if god is in the details
Thank god that you?re my friend
I have a friend again
You are my friend again
My gay friend Oh! A woo-hoo!
G / D / Em / G C / G / D / Em / G C / G/B C / G