Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him D instead.
It goes like this...
Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole D tonight.
Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole D tonight.
You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your D life.
And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're D right."
And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a D wife.
D Were you born an asshole?
G Or did you work at it your whole life?
A Either way it worked out fine
G 'cause you're an aaaass... A7 hole D tonight.
A7-x 0 2 0 2 0 (Mess with this one till you find the chord that sounds right to you,
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