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The Real Slim Shady by Eminem
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    This song is in standard tuning EADGBe, similar to other versions on here, however
    I use no capo for this version, I think it sounds like a bit more bass for rapping the song.
    The chords are very easy, and simple to play.
    EmCAmCB7CEm
    They keep the same rhythm, just rinse and repeat, have fun! 
    I don't use the pinky finger on the b7, its more of a modified b7 chord. Simply
    switching my two fingers from the Am to B7* transition, while keeping the pinky
    anchored on the third string (G).
    EmAm
    Y'all act like you never seen a white person before 
    B7Em
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door 
    EmAm
    and started whoopin her ass worse than before 
    B7Em
    they were first divorced, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) 
    EmAm
    It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, 
    B7Em
    he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" 
    EmAm
    And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! 
    B7Em
    Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) 
    EmAm
    Feminist women love Eminem 
    B7
    chigga chigga chigga 
    Em
    "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him look at him, 
    EmAm
    Walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what 
    B7Em
    Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" 
    EmAm
    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose 
    B7Em
    But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms 
    EmAmB7
    Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't 
    Em
    but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose 
    EmAm
    "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" 
    B7Em
    And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss 
    EmAm
    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids 
    B7Em
    And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is 
    EmAm
    Of course they gonna know what intercourse is 
    B7
    By the time they hit fourth grade 
    Em
    They got the Discovery Channel don't they? 
    EmAmB7
    "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals 
    Em
    who cut other people open like cantaloupes {SLURP} 
    EmAm
    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes 
    B7Em
    then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope 
    EmAm
    {*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote 
    B7Em
    Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes 
    {Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)}
    EmAm
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady 
    B7Em
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 
    EmAm
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, 
    B7Em
    please stand up, please stand up? 
    EmAm
    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; 
    B7Em
    well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! 
    EmAm
    You think I give a damn about a Grammy? 
    B7Em
    Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me 
    EmAm
    "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" 
    B7Em
    Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? 
    EmAm
    So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? 
    B7Em
    Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs 
    EmAm
    so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst 
    B7Em
    and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first 
    EmAm
    You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV 
    B7Em
    "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" 
    EmAm
    I should download her audio on MP3 
    B7Em
    and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {AHHH!} 
    EmAmB7
    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me 
    Em
    so I have been sent here to destroy you {bzzzt} 
    EmAm
    And there's a million of us just like me 
    B7Em
    who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me 
    EmAm
    who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me 
    B7Em
    and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! 
    {Chorus}
    EmAm
    I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you 
    B7Em
    things you joke about with your friends inside your living room 
    EmAm
    The only difference is I got the balls to say it 
    B7Em
    in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all 
    EmAm
    I just get on the mic and spit it 
    B7Em
    and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it 
    EmAm
    better than ninety percent of you rappers out can 
    B7Em
    Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums 
    EmAm
    It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty 
    B7Em
    I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting 
    EmAm
    Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens 
    B7Em
    And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working 
    EmAm
    And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin 
    B7Em
    He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings 
    EmAm
    {*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling 
    B7
    Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" 
    Em
    with his windows down and his system up 
    EmAm
    So, will the real Shady please stand up? 
    B7Em
    And put one of those fingers on each hand up? 
    EmAm
    And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control 
    B7Em
    and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? 
    {Chorus 4X}
    Ha ha
    Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
    Fuck it, let's all stand up